The Lowdown

What size are the beds?  

Find descriptions of all the bedrooms for The OG, Cahoots, or Woody Cottage.

How many people can the cottages sleep?  

We comfortably sleep 12 folks.  If you're honky-dory to cuddle up, you're welcome to have a couple more guests in most seasons (this may incur an additional charge).  Contact us to discuss the options. 

Is there air-conditioning (a/c)?  

Since most folks like to come up and experience the peace, quiet, and authenticity of rural cottage country, we try keep everything as natural as possible, so we don't offer central air conditioning.  Instead, along with many fans and a portable air conditioning unit, there’s a regular westerly wind that creates lovely cross-breezes through the cottage - just leave the windows open at night to let the cool air flow through! 

What size is the fridge? 

Details on the size of the fridge are available on the packing list.

Is there satellite or cable TV?   

Most folks come up to getaway from it all, so we've done our best to leave the cottage and 'er surroundings as natural as possible.  The cottage doesn't have satellite or cable TV, though there's a large TV with a DVD player & plenty of movies.  There's also free internet so, if you're handy with it, you can watch the big game online.

Is the hot tub open?  

Yes!  The hot tub is open all year round at all of our cottages.  For your year-round pleasure, we also have a lakeside sauna, firepit & log fireplaces - wohooo.

Can we swim at the cottage?  

Our family loves to, so you certainly can with the knowledge that it's a lake you'll be swimming in.  The lakefront itself at all of our cottages is natural, making it an ideal fish habitat (and fab for catching lunch ;)  Most folks who head up to the cottage are looking to spend time in nature, as nature intended, so if you're okay with the fishies, lilly pads & reeds - like our family is - you can swim off the end of the dock or sandy beach, while others prefer to row or paddle out into the inlet or lake to swim.  Please note that in the middle of summer, the reeds are at their tallest & most majestic, so if you're uncomfortable with natural lake shorelines, this may not be the place for you & yours - worry not, we won't take it personally!  For the wee wonders, there's also a large sandy beach & wading area great for toddlers. 

Can we fish at the cottage?  

Yes indeed, you can catch lunch right from the beach.  If you're big on fishing, The OG which is on Sparrow Lake, is known to local fisherfolk-in-the-know for catching in the wonderful natural habitat.

Are there fishing boats?  

It depends what you consider a fishing boat as we've got various water toys at each cottage, including a canoe, rowboat and/or paddleboat. 

Can I dock my own boat?  

The OG cottage has a dock with water depth of about 5 feet.  You can launch it locally and moor it on the dock, which will be in the water from Victoria day weekend (May) thru thanksgiving weekend (October), weather permitting.

If you're booked into one of the other cottages, reach out and we can yadder through the options :) 

How much outside space is there?  

Oodles.  At each of our cottages, there's anywhere between one-two acres of cleared property (and loads of forest).  On the lakeside of the cottage, each cottage has spacious decks, lotsa lawn sprawling space & a sandy beach.  Check out The OG, Cahoots, or Woody Cottage for visuals.

Will the lake be frozen?  

This is a very difficult question to answer as it, obviously, depends on the weather.  Generally speaking, the ice is at a suitable depth some time in December or January (occasionally earlier) until at least March.  At the Woody Cottage, specifically, we recommend a quick stroll up the road to the public access for more solid adventures on ice. Have a look at the "How to know when ice is safe" wiki-how page to keep you & yours safelease :) 

Can we ice-fish at the cottage?  

Yes indeed. You can weather the elements directly with a chair, or rent an ice fishing hut & equipment from some local folx like Sopher's Landing.

Need a fishing license? Get your fishing license here.

Can we rent snowmobiles?  

Sure can.  We'll introduce ya to some lovely local folks that offer snowmobile rentals.

How much does it cost?  

See the rates info.  If ya can hear us clucking but can't find our nest, contact us & we'll help ya work it all out.

How much is the security deposit?  

There's a minimum security deposit* of $1000, which we collect just a week before your getaway and wing back to ya in full within ten business days when the cottage and 'er surroundings are left as you found 'em - undamaged and in a clean, re-rentable state.  Wanna pay it later?   Need it back sooner?  Just let us know.

How do I pay using etransfer?  

Have no fear, it's super easy.  Just ping us and we'll walk ya through it :)

What if we need to cancel?  

Sh*t, uh, Cancellations happen. Worry not!  We understand that sometimes the unforeseen gets in the way of your getaway and we love to make everything a bit easier with our friendly cancellation policy :)  When booked directly with us there's:

• A 100% refund on cancellations within 48 hours of booking when the cancellation is at least 14 days before check-in (so you can feel safe & secure in scooping ‘er up while plans are still in motion!)

• A 100% refund on cancellations at least 30 days before check-in (sweeeeet)

• A 50% refund on cancellations less than 30 days before check-in aaaaaand we'll do our best to get another lovely group of guests into the cottage to get ya as much of the remainder of your funds back as we can!  When we're successful, we'll wing ya the remainder less a $95 +tax administration fee and any discounts that we had to offer.  When you book directly with us again in the future, we'll put the administration fee towards your next getaway, easy peasy.

• And as always, if there's a pandemic or other natural disaster outside of any of our control, we'll work with you to shuffle your dates to another time of the year so you can enjoy 'er when the restrictions lift!

Life is bigger™ with friendly cancellation policies :)

Can we have a party?  

Nope.  Simple as that.  If you're looking for a party cottage, then moooove along.  It's not gonna happen here.

If, however, you're looking to simply enjoy a relaxing cottage getaway with your loved ones, and you respect that everyone else around ya comes to relax at their cottages too, then we'd love to have ya!  You're also asked to remember that noise travels easily across a lake, so no outdoor music devices are allowed (speakers, boom boxes, etc) and to keep the noise down, especially after 10:30pm (which is a Muskoka-wide bylaw - and the quickest way to put a real damper on yer getaway with a visit & fine from the OPP!) 

Where do we get the keys?  

Have no fear - entry information will be sent to you one week before your getaway begins. 

What do we need to bring with us?  

Good question.  Have a look at the packing list. 

Do we need to bring towels?  

Yes and don't forget to bring some for the hot tub & sauna too (see the packing list). 

Are pets allowed?  Are dogs allowed?  

Yes, indeed we love pets & consider 'em part of the family, so there's no charge.  We're pet-friendly so bring the fur-family along!

What washing up liquid or dishwasher tabs do I need?  

Technically, you don't need any as we provide enough for most uses.  If you'd still like to bring some, please bring phosphate free varieties.  Take a gander at the packing list for more info.

Where is the cottage (map)?  

You can check out each cottage's layout and address here for The OG, Cahoots, or Woody cottage.  Don't worry, we'll provide full directions and access information a week before your getaway. 

Where's the nearest grocery store?  

Personally, we like to stop at the Zehr's just off highway 11 in Orillia (about 20 minutes from the OG and Cahoots cottages, and 45 minutes from Woody) - 289 Coldwater Road, Orillia.  Click the link for a google map to help ya find it.  

What's there to do in Muskoka?  

Have a gander at our detailed list of fun and frolicking opportunities in Muskoka.